"LADY DIORNE VON PURRRSTENBURG III"

Lady Diorne Von Purrrstenburg III - feline fashion icon of roller disco at Studio Meow 54, mental health awareness advocate, Chanel family heiress, and Baroness of the Half-Pipe. When she's not reigning as the ultimate HBIC at Happy Flowers, her nonprofit behavioral health center, she's breathing new life into vintage luxury handbags or teaching kittens how to master the purr-fect one-paw glide (with maximum cattitude) at the roller rink. She never leaves the house without a fabulous handbag, a Chanel accessory honoring her family pride, and her signature Happy Flower patch (pictured on her pant leg). Claws out. Couture on. Always landing on her feet.